Ummy Yayah

ISLAMPHOBIA   BY RUDY FRANSISCO On June 17 2013 Dylann Roof walked into a midweek Bible study, he sat and prayed with the church members before pulling out his gun killing most and allowing one to live, after the incident he was found and arrested, peacefully. When Dylann Roof killed nine innocent Black People, we did not questioned his God, he wore flags of apartheid Africa, we did not questioned his allegiance, he committed the crime alone, we did not questioned his people. When Adam Lanza shot a classroom full of first graders at Sandy Hook Elementary, we did not ask him to leave the country. When Timothy McVeigh killed 168 people in Oklahoma, we did not called this a crime against every American. When the KKK killed thousands of Black People while swank to hold Christian morality, we did not asked them to remove their robed, we do not call all Christians bigots. Do you see it? How we don't label all white men based on the sins of the few? Do you see it? ...

                                          SURAT CINTA SEORANG PEMBANTU UNTUK PACAR BULENYA Mbak Sum bermaksud mutusin pacarnya John (bule) tetapi dia tidak berani bertemu muka dengan kekasihnya. Mbak Sum menulis surat dengan berbekal kamus Bahasa Inggris dan pengetahuan yang pas-pasan. Berikut isi suratnya.. hi John together this letter I give know you (hai John bersama surat ini saya ingin memberitahumu) I want cut connection us (saya ingin memutuskan hubungan kita) I think very cook cook (saya pikirkan masak-masak) I know love my only clap half hand (saya tau cintaku hanya bertepuk sebelah tangan) correctly I have see you play fire with a women entertainment at town with my eyes head alone (sebenarnya saya telah melihat kamu bermain api dengan wanita penghibur di kota dengan mata kepala saya sendiri) you always ask sorry back back river (kau selalu meminta maaf berulang-ulang ka...

                                                              PENJINAK BOM Penjinak BOM S :Sersan K :Komandan sang sersansudah bersiap di sebuah gedung yang di pasang bom waktu.seorang prajurit bertugas untuk menjinakan bom tersebut,di pandu komandan nya dari markas besar dengan komunikasi via radio K : “ kijang satu kijang satu ke kijang dua, gimana kondisi di sana ? ganti “ S : “ Saya sedang didepan bom waktu yang akan meledak komandan, mohon instruksi, ganti!” K : “ Tolong bersihkan area dahulu sersan ! “ S : “ Maksudnya saya ngepel atau nyapu komandan ?atau ngelap ngelap lantai?mohon instruksi!! ganti “ K : “ Bukan!!semprul kamu!! Kamu ambil radius berapa meter dari pusat bom, kamu bersihkan area itu dari obyek yang bisa membahayakan “ S : “ Siap komandan! Laksanakan!! “ Tak lama berselang.. S : “ Lapor komandan, area...